this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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