I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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