okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
