Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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