What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Buhtt sex?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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