Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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