operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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