you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
