i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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