Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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