Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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