"it" just moved
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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