Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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