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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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