I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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