probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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