I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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