found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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