So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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