So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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