Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sext me about skeletons
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
FUCK WHALES
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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