Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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