So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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