the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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