i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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