just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
