Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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