did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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