we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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