butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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