Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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