1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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