make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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