yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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