just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Oh god it's open bar.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
