I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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