I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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