I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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