i think my tv is drunk
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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