sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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