I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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