I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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