i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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