Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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