Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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