Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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