I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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