I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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