Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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