Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
