Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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